Desperate to produce his next blockbuster, a talent-deprived, would-be producer decides to come up with his greatest plot yet. To finance the film, he attempts a multi-million-dollar jewelry heist with a team of sexy actresses and a bungling crew - all while filming his movie's climax! Packed with smoking hot girls and outrageous laughs, The Grand Theft shows how to make easy money the hard way. Stars Blanche Baker, Thomas G. Waites, Michael Rivera, Eric Etebari, Robert Loggia.